373. Sexual Preference Crisis Short Story

March 8, 2021

Q: I recall a quote from an old NL story about a boy who was having some sort of sexual preference crisis so he “punched out my aunt and joined the Marines” or something like that. It was probably in the late ’70s or early ’80s.

A: Sorry, but I am unable to find it.

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